Jamie jamie jamie krakatoa tungutska the who live at leeds
Jamie
Jamie you have blacked out again
Jamie remember the time you
Jamie remember
Your winning streak is unmatched
Unrivaled
Jamie look at me
So look at her jamie
Jamie looks at her
Oh jamie you have really fucked up now have you really fucked up now the third boilermaker jamie that’s where you always fuck up but that was last night and this is not last night it isn’t fair that last night keeps happening even though it is now the next day i assume it is the next day jamie looks at her
Hello jamie
Hello jess
Jamie do you remember
Let me stop you right there jess no i do not
That’s fair jamie, that is valid, you are valid and i see you
I see you too jess
Although you are hard to see
I wish i was harder to see jess
That can be arranged
Jess i sense that i am minuscule
Jess did things to jamie with and without jamie’s consent
Jess i sense that i am minuscule
You are but the size of the barest inch jamie
Jess i sense that you have made me minuscule
Jamie i have perfected the ray
The ray?
The ray
The ray
Yes
Jess you majored in history
Jess manipulated jamie with their exponentially greater size
With a minor in music jess
Those were salad days jamie
Bonny youth we were and twee
Brave and reverent
We set our faces to the sun and did not blink
We wore appropriate eye protection of course
Of course, jess
Jamie when watching a partial or annular solar eclipse directly with your eyes, you must look through safe solar viewing glasses (“eclipse glasses”) or a safe handheld solar viewer at all times eclipse glasses are NOT regular sunglasses regular sunglasses no matter how dark are not safe for viewing the Sun safe solar viewers are thousands of times darker and ought to comply with the ISO 12312-2 international standard NASA does not approve any particular brand of solar viewers
Always inspect your eclipse glasses or handheld viewer before use jess if torn, scratched, or otherwise damaged, discard the device always supervise children using solar viewers
And now you are the size of a child’s toy
Thank you for bringing us back on topic jess
To circle back I have made you minuscule
Were i not so hung over i would no doubt walk up to you and see that your ankle is high above my head
I am going to do things to you now jamie
Please no i am so very tiny and hung over
Take a number of very deep breaths
Jess did a variety of things to jamie with or without their consent
A partial list of the things that jess did
- menaced them
- placed them in exquisite danger
- overwhelmed them completely
- compared them and found them lesser than various parts of jess’s body
- thrilled
- cooing
- reminded jamie of the situation
- enjoyed jamie’s body
- enjoyed jess’s body
How very tiny i am jess and how very large you are it is really quite something
In comparison
In comparison yes you are vast
I blot out the sky the sun the very horizon
Or in this case the ceiling the light the walls of the living room
Our language is clinical in order to mask how excited we feel
Precision in language is important even in times of wildest abandon
In such cases even more so
Jess
Yes jamie
Will i ever return to my size the size that is my birthright
Moot
Jess ravaged jamie’s body mind and soul the very entirety of jamie all with the very least parts of them a pinky a toe an eyelash a glance a breath a twitch a thought a word
Jess
Yes jamie
Jess my hangover is gone
It is a christmas miracle
It is the end of wandering
It is the macguffin
It is the gift of the magi
It is the end of the rainbow
It is that which was in our hearts all along
4 but when the fulness of the time was come, god sent forth his son, made of a woman, made under the law,5 to redeem them that were under the law, that we might receive the adoption of sons 6 and because ye are sons, god hath sent forth the spirit of his son into your hearts, crying, abba, father 7 wherefore thou art no more a servant, but a son; and if a son, then an heir of god through christ
Galaxians 4:4-7
Galatians, jamie
Let us pray
Jess obliterated jamie with kindness erased them with carnal selfishness enveloped them with a gargantuan need ignored them with precise attention hid them in their innermost atomized them with their least loved them with a mountainous synoptic gesture
Amen
Amen
Amen
Amen
Amen
Size Writes 